This sounded like a good idea from Germany . Although it throws up some interesting points.
Telling your wife you going for a ride on the village bike, and meaning it
Cycling too far and too fast on the way there and being too knackered to get your money's worth
Explaining to the 'madame' that the red mark around your nether regions is only saddle rash not a social disease
After a long 'ride' being too tired to cycle home
Coming home hot and sweaty and telling the wife, 'I really enjoyed that ride'
Explaining to the wife that the red mark around your nether regions is only saddle rash, not lip stick
Telling your wife you going for a ride on the village bike, and meaning it
Cycling too far and too fast on the way there and being too knackered to get your money's worth
Explaining to the 'madame' that the red mark around your nether regions is only saddle rash not a social disease
After a long 'ride' being too tired to cycle home
Coming home hot and sweaty and telling the wife, 'I really enjoyed that ride'
Explaining to the wife that the red mark around your nether regions is only saddle rash, not lip stick
Telling the wife who has found a 'packet of three' in your pocket. 'I thought they were puncture repair patches'
Wife saying 'On your bike' and you thinking that's what got me in the s**t last time.....
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