or a cage fighter.
A pair of yobs picked a fight with a pair of 'drag queens' got their comeuppance when the 'drag queens' turned out to be cagefighters out on a fancy dress stag night.
Dean Gardener, 19, and 22-year-old Jason Fender were left sprawled across the pavement.
Gardener walked up to one and hit him in the face.
But the victim's friend, leapt into action and floored both Gardener and Fender with lightning fast punches and kicks.
..and for once it was the yobs who ended up in Court as well. Good news for once.